Trail riding should be two things: fun and safe. The key to having a good time and living to have additional good times is knowing that fun and safety are not opposing concepts. This is especially true for trail riding.
Most adult riders understand that it’s possible for fun and safety to coexist. This is because the human adult is a person who, by sheer luck, survived childhood. Given the natural stupidity of the human child, this is a remarkable accomplishment. More to the point, survival gives the adult time to develop “safety awareness.”
At the heart of safety awareness is the realization that the human body is not an indestructible instrument designed for immortality. Horse girls, including our daughters Jamie and Hiliary, have difficulty comprehending this. Jenny and I have provided the girls with good safety equipment like saddles, girth straps and reins. They do not always bother to use these things. In fact, their preferred mode of riding appears to be bareback with a halter and a lead rope:
“We don’t need all that boring safety stuff,” they say. “We’re indestructible and immortal!”
The girls never actually said they were indestructible. But recently they shared a few stories that indicate as much. All of it happened “years ago.” They revealed enough for us to know that we’ll never hear it all; and I suspect we only heard the less incriminating stories. Like the time Jamie and Hiliary got dumped in the pricker patch.
The “Pricker Patch Incident” began when an innocent workout in the round pen turned into an impromptu trail ride. Rather than take the time to tack up the horses, the girls simply rode Quando and Bruiser out of the round pen and down a trail. They had no equipment on, save a halter and lead rope.
Every horseback ride has within it the seeds of disaster. To begin with, a horse is very sensitive to environmental stimuli. Unexpected noises or sudden movement can easily startle a horse or even put him into panic mode. Nature gives the horse a simple formula: fear everything and live. This is the equine version of safety awareness. Combine it with the animal’s speed and strength and it’s easy to imagine how a pleasant riding experience can quickly turn into an unplanned rodeo event.
When Quando thought he heard a hungry mountain lion (or a baby rabbit - no difference) spring out from behind some trees, he did what nature instructed. He bucked and reared, and Jamie ended up in a pricker patch.
The physics of falling off a horse are simple. It begins when the rider’s center of gravity no longer corresponds with the horse’s center of gravity. This can happen inadvertently or it can happen because the horse – in an attempt to save its life – is deliberately dumping all non-essential cargo. Without the benefit of proper tack, the situation can deteriorate to the point where the horse is no longer actually underneath the rider. Once this happens, the fall proceeds naturally and without exception.
The physical laws of one time or place apply with equal force to other times and places. Thus, when Quando panicked, Bruiser followed suit and Hiliary also landed in the pricker patch. Right next to Jamie. It couldn’t have worked out better if it was planned.
Safety awareness is not just about prevention. There is also a responsive element. When things go bad, there is a proper way to respond and there is an improper way to respond. In another incident, Jamie managed to get herself dragged by Quando.
I don’t know why Quando tossed the girl in the first place, but I do know that when she hit the ground, she responded in a way that insured she would get dragged. That is Jamie refused to let go of the rope.
Most experienced riders will tell you that unless you’re hanging off the edge of a cliff, it’s always best to let go of a rope that’s attached to a runaway horse. Even small horses are capable of dragging humans behind them if they feel the situation warrants it. I’m sure they’re thinking, “You could just let go of the rope, if you wanted to.” But Jamie held on because in her words, “I was not chasing another horse.”
To my fatherly ears, this last statement was revealing. It meant that there were other falls and other runaway horses. Probably several. I have to admit, that if the purpose of safety awareness is to keep oneself from harm, then the girls’ decision to wait “a few years” before informing me of the these incidents is a good display of safety awareness. After all, there is a kind of parental statute of limitations regarding dangerous behavior. A few years after the fact, how could I punish them? And could anything I have done been more effective than natural consequences?
Gravity is a powerful teacher.
Bob Goddard is a freelance writer specializing in equine humor. He lives in Ravenna, MI., with his wife, Jenny, and their naughty, but gradually improving dog, Jessie. He can be contacted at bobgoddard@verizon.net.